This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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