i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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