5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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