Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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