Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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