break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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