The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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