wat bout pragnant strippers??
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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