Non-Jews are for practice
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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