Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The uberlube is also flammable
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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