He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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