just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
So squirting runs in the family.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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