Fine. I'll sleep in my office
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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