69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think I won the penis lottery.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
My vagina just clenched in fear
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