It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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