I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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