i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
send nudes
from the living room?
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