Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
