You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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