(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
As shirtless as possible
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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