I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
