ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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