I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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