Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
