Dual....:-)
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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