don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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