i barfeds in our rink
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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