what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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