Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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