My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Randomize
