you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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