i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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