So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He shit in the fireplace
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