i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
