her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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