So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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