so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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