My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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