It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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