Yo dont text me then not text me
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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