Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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