return my video game
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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