The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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