And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You are the jesus of drinking
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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