Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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