I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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