How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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