You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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