There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You are the jesus of drinking
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize