How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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