It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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