It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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