Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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